productivity instead of the alternative

Things I can get accomplished when I choose not to spend two hours out of my day binging and purging:

• unload and load the dishwasher
• clean counter tops
• paint my nails blue
• go to the grocery store especially to buy Drake bananas because Oswald showed an episode about "great big banana day"
• do laundry
• sweep the laundry room and kitchen
• scrub the toilet (oh the irony!)
• take out trash

I'm glad that my childlike-behaviored eating disorder has so far gotten through a five hour stretch leaving me unscathed.